Louis CK nailing it every time.
my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
I did a thing
Has anyone else (guys only, sorry lady’s but you don’t have penises) ever gotten a cold chill while trying to pee? And then your dick just goes crazy and starts flailing around like a water wiggle, just spraying all over the place? Thankfully I get lucky and it never goes outside of the toilet but still…my dick is a water wiggle.